A Good Steak is Hard to Find

I grew up with a very handy father and spent most afternoons after school watching Home Improvement. I guess it’s not that shocking that I would one day seek out someone in a tool belt.

With a Grain of Salt.

It’s good to have a little salt in your veins, a little grit to make you assertive. But too much salt, too much hate, makes for an unsavory person.

Hot Pink Nostalgia

Taste buds change, people change. You gain some perspective spending every weeknight eating prosciutto wrapped dates, and realize that the things you used to love are actually literal swill.